STORY PLACEMENT

 THIS STORY TAKES

 PLACE BETWEEN THE BIG

 FINISH AUDIO DRAMAS

 "FLIP-FLOP" AND "THE

 FIRES OF VULCAN."

 

 PRODUCTION CODE

 7F

 

 WRITTEN BY

 MALCOLM KOHLL

 

 DIRECTED BY

 CHRIS CLOUGH

 

 RATINGS

 5.3 MILLION

 

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 'DELTA AND THE

 BANNERMEN' DVD

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 RELEASED IN JUNE 2009.

 

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 BLURB

 THE TIME: 1959. THE

 PLACE: SHANGRI-LA

 HOLIDAY CAMP, SOUTH

 WALES. THE DOCTOR

 AND MEL WANT TIME

 OUT. THE HEDONISTIC

 ALIEN NAVARINOS

 WANT TO CATCH SOME

 VINTAGE ROCK AND

 ROLL. AND A PAIR OF

 CIA AGENTS WANT TO

 KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

 TO THEIR COUNTRY'S

 MISSING SATELLITE.

 

 WHEN THE BEAUTIFUL

 CHIMERON PRINCESS

 DELTA SHOWS UP ON

 THE SCENE, THE EVIL

 BANNERMEN FOLLOW

 IN HOT PURSUIT. THE

 STAGE IS SET FOR A

 SHOWDOWN THAT

 WILL DECIDE THE FATE

 OF A CIVILISATION...

 

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Delta and

the Bannermen

2ND NOVEMBER 1987 - 16TH NOVEMBER 1987

(3 EPISODES)

   

 

                                                       

 

 

Somewhat understandably, it has taken almost a decade for the BBC to release a story from Sylvester McCoy’s much-maligned first season on DVD. Fortunately though, Delta and the Bannermen isn’t merely the pick of a bad bunch; it’s actually a very charming and a reasonably convincing pseudo-historical adventure.

 

Watching the three episodes earlier today (the first of which is also included on the DVD in its unedited form), I was instantly put in mind of the new series’ forays in the past. Perhaps my subconscious was swayed by the predominantly Welsh accents of the cast, but I think that if you look at the tone, the pacing, and even the plot of this serial then the parallels are manifest.

  

“I’m calling from Wales, in England.”

 

Somewhere between your smoking blue suede shoes and your little

green alien, you have your weekly ‘hook’ – the “headline” that Russell

T Davies has spoken about so often in the past. Further, in Ken Dodd,

you have your (reasonably) big-name cameo. Even the straightforward

and audience-friendly narrative, custom-built to run for just an hour or so,

absolutely reeks of 21st century Doctor Who. And, just like in the current

series, lurking behind the colour and spectacle is a lot of darkness - just

count the bodies at the end of Part 2!

 

Most importantly of all though, Delta and the Bannermen is grounded in that assured joie

de vivre that runs through almost every new series episode. Writer Malcolm Kohll’s script is replete with exceptional dialogue, and satiated with characters ranging from the comic to the depraved.

 

“Are you trying to tell me that you are not the Happy Hearts club from Bolton,

but spacemen in fear of some attack by other spacemen?”

 

Camp Leader Burton, for instance, and the two uproariously inept CIA agents each help to instil the production with the humour that keeps it afloat, but they are also able to give staid, dramatic performances when required. Richard Davies as Burton is particularly marvellous.

 

  

What’s more, whilst Kohll’s script may be relatively unassuming, it’s still very clever. The way that Goronwy’s character (wonderfully portrayed by the late Hugh Lloyd ) keeps bees whose biology mirrors those of the Chimeron really helps to inspire a sense of magic. Incidentally, one of the DVD’s special features sees Lloyd discuss his life and his work, and it really is a mesmerising seven minutes. He led such an interesting life, working with Tony Hancock and Sid James before deigning to slum it in Who-de-Who. Normally I moan if one of a release’s featurettes is not entirely Who-related, but I have to say that I enjoyed this one.

 

  

Above all else though, Delta and

the Bannermen is all about love

and broken hearts. Sara Griffiths’

Ray – the 1950s tomboy come

Ace prototype – and her blatantly

unreciprocated love for Billy is

touching, and even a little bit sad.

Conversely, the fact that Billy is

prepared to inject himself with alien DNA to turn himself into a Chimeron just so that he can be with Delta just goes to show what a powerful and impulsive thing love can be.

 

 

Less positively, a race like the Bannermen (literally men with banners hanging from their backs) wouldn’t cut the mustard nowadays; indeed, they are the quintessential low-budget baddies. Don Henderson’s Gavrok may give them a cruel and a gruesome face, but in the end the Bannermen are just throwaway villains with no depth whatsoever. It beggars belief that they’ve been immortalised through Bannerman Road in The Sarah Jane Adventures.

 

I will say this for Gavrok, though: he creates the seventh Doctor. The second cliffhanger of the serial sees the Doctor approach Gavrok under a white flag and have what I would say is his first ‘seventh Doctor moment’. His burst of moral outrage is the first time that we truly begin to see the darkness festering inside him.

 

Above: Alan Barnes discusses the seventh Doctor comic strips in the "Stripped for Action" featurette

 

The DVD’s bonus material is relatively limited, but

equal to the weight of the serial nonetheless. For me

the seventh Doctor’s chapter of Stripped for Action is

the standout featurette. As I’ve yet to read a Doctor

Who comic strip, all this stuff is new to me. And from

what Alan Barnes, Gary Russell, Paul Cornell, Andrew

Cartmel, Simon Furman and company have to say

here, it seems that the seventh Doctor’s time in the

comics was every bit as diverse and as turbulent as his adventures on screen, in print and

on audio. Inconsistencies, crossovers, companion deaths… the Incredible Hulk? The mind

boggles. I’m really going to have to make a point of getting hold of the anthologies sometime soon.

 

On board for the commentary alongside Sly McCoy are Andrew Cartmel, Sara Griffiths and director Chris Clough. All four are good value, Cartmel in particular offering some tantalising titbits.

  

Above: The Trial of a Time Lord, or Deal or No Deal?

 

The Clown Court skit is less remarkable, but it’s an amusing diversion nonetheless. Here

the presiding Judge, His Honour Noel Edmonds, tries McCoy for wasting the BBC’s money on the set of Delta and the Bannermen. As the blooper reel reveals, McCoy corpsed twelve times during one scene (and then, it seems, a few times again whilst filming Clown Court!)

 

The disc is then rounded up with interview clips from the programmes But First This and Wales Today. The programmes themselves only clock in at about eight minutes between them, but the rushes from the same are also included and these are about twenty minutes long. I can’t say that I found these massively interesting (the blockbuster War Games trailer was more my cup of tea), but McCoy did make me laugh at one point when he replied to a question “well, so far I haven’t been sacked”, with a naughty little twinkle in his eye. Poor old Sixy!

 

“Actually, I think I may have gone a little too far.”

 

Years ago when I first saw Delta and the Bannermen, I never thought that I’d care enough about it to write 1,083 words on it, but I have to say that this DVD has really reminded me

of what a diverting little serial it is. Fair enough, it was never going to set the world on fire,

but if you’re looking for an hour or so’s amusement in the revived series’ matchless Welsh spirit, then you could do a lot worse than set course for Barry Island in 1959.

 

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